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How Does One Measure Success? By Their First Novel Sold or Their Last Novel Turned Blockbuster at the Box office…Either Works for Me
Hemmingway was able to see his work on the big screen. On the other hand, J.R. R. Tolkien lived well into the twentieth century, but never saw one of his masterpieces on the silver screen. This was due in part to the technology required to produce such a film. It didn’t exist until just before the millennium and was necessary to do the stories justice. Peter Benchley, although not one of the great classic writers, brought us Jaws. I can’t think of any other movie that changed an entire generation’s perception of swimming that still exists today. J.K. Rowling, again, although not a classic author, became a billionaire off the series of Harry Potter books. Stephen King has had more novels turned into motion pictures and television series than I care to count.
I know I’m not the only author who would like to enjoy this amount of success. I would be happy enjoying any amount of success. As you and I have found, writing and publishing can be a daunting task. We have also found that enticing someone to read your book makes the writing and publishing aspect seem like lying in a hammock sucking on a mint julep.
As I lean back in my chair and close my eyes, the wavy lines of a dream sequence send me to a mahogany covered library. This is where I pen my best sellers and decide whether or not to accept this year’s Nobel Prize for literature.
“Mr. French,” I say, to my gentleman’s gentleman, “how many times must I turn down these measly prize offers?”
“I cannot say, sir; you know your immense popularity eclipses the sun.”
I sigh heavily, “The burden I have placed upon myself is indeed hard to bear, but for my adoring public I shall go on.”
“And by the by, sir,” Mr. French says, “your latest movie series has just topped 34 bazillion dollars.”
“See to it that pittance goes to as many countries as possible to end world hunger, and don’t forget the hundreds of wells we’re drilling around the world.”
“Right away, sir.”
“And French, see what’s holding up that—”
My tiny office chair slips, depositing me on the floor, breaking me from my reverie. I’ve gotta get that chair fixed. Picking myself off the ground along with the chair, I sit back down and decide whether to work on my latest novel or delve into the pit of marketing.
“In the spring, a young man’s fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love.” This quote, uttered by Alfred Tennyson in his poem “Locksley Hall” written in 1835, still rings true today…or does it? Consider the differences from Tennyson’s time in the 19th century, through the 20th, and into the 21st century; a full one hundred eighty years.
- The 19th century produced great literature such as A Tale of Two Cities and Great Expectations by Charles Dickens
- The 20th century produced literature of a different kind, but great in its own right, like Stephen King’s The Dark Tower series and Needful Things.
- 19th century bathing practices were mainly in cold water unless you had a way to heat the water before it went into the bath tub. During the summer, many bathed in open water. The poor would bath approximately once a week, while the more well to do, as much as twice a day.
- 20th century, except for hot water, see paragraph above.
- 1879, Joseph Lawrence develops Listerine.
- 21st century, bad breath still exists.
- 19th century, over 13 million deaths in major wars.
- 20th and 21st century wars, claimed over 160 million lives.
- In 1888, Jack the Ripper savagely murders at least 5 prostitutes in London.
- 20th and 21st century, too many examples to mention; sadly, it not only continues, but escalates exponentially.
It seems the more civilized we become, the more barbaric our actions.
God help us all.
Just don’t be afraid to ask.
“The bitterest truth is better than the sweetest lie” Griffin MIB III