I have cleared my desk. Pens and pencils pierce the sheet rock walls. What remains of my Hemmingway 2000 typewriter, circa 1948 rests in pieces on the floor. Mangled chunks of keyboard, motherboard and any other board which resided in my desktop are strewn around the room.
Having done this for one and one reason only, I had hoped we could bypass the waves of technology and simply talk.….You know, I say something, then you say something…… And before you know it, a conversation breaks out.
Okay I’ll start.
I had a hankering (hankering is southern US slang for wanting to do particular thing) to tell you about Floyd. I became good friends with Floyd somewhere around my 20th year when he came to live with us.
Having limited space we were forced to bunk together. This would not have been such a bad arrangement, had Floyd paid closer attention to his hygiene. In fact he just plain stunk. The smell was tolerable during the day. We would frolic through the fields, play hide and seek and just about everything else best buddies would do together.
Then came the night and It was Katie bar the door.
It got to where I could stand it no longer. I demanded that he bathe every day. This stench had to stop. At first he tried to stonewall me, but he knew down deep that I was right and bathe as he might, the stench was there to stay.
Did I mention that Floyd was a ferret…… I didn’t?…… I just assumed with thc picture and all…… Oh well.
Now if you’re considering ferret ownership and choose to purchase a male, make sure it has been castrated and the anal glands removed.
If purchasing a female and all you need worry with are the anal glands.
If you’re wondering why removing the anal glands is necessary, it helps the animal smell better.
But do you know what?…….It doesn’t work!
These creatures are curious, delightful, friendly and make wonderful pets, but the fact remains, that with or without their naughty bits, they still smell like a rectum.
Other animals have anal glands that are closely related to the ferret. Skunks, minks, otters to name a few. Thank goodness that ferrets are not able to express theirs like a skunk.
Even man’s best friend is equipped with a pair. So if you see your dog scooting its butt across the carpet, its anal glands are impacted and time for a trip to the veterinarian. If Rover ever starts leaking that juice you’ll rename your ferret rosebud.
I had Floyd for several years until he escaped and ran into a dog, who evidently wasn’t put off by his smell.
I still think back fondly, of a stinky little fuzz ball who would pull entire plates of food under the couch
Okay, now it’s your turn. So speak up, don’t be shy.