I have often mentioned how much I enjoy writing as I pen the various posts in my blog.
The same rings true with the one I am now working on. I guess I could say writing gives me that
warm and fuzzy feeling not unlike the folks that care deeply for our welfare and prove
this notion by wonderful gift offerings.
Case in point:
I turned my television on and, what do you know, someone thought enough of me that they offered $90.00 worth of skin care products for only $19.95. Wow! …and all this from a total stranger.
Then out of the blue, another caring individual was eager to sell me $180.00 worth of fitness products for only $29.95. Boy, is this my lucky day or what?
Then wonder of wonders, just when I thought it couldn’t get any better, a total stranger, for whatever reason, showed their genuine concern for my ability to hear. They were actually going to sell me a product that I could shove in whichever ear I chose for only $60 bucks.
Now I want you to stay with me on this one, because you are not going to believe it; they actually cut the price in half before I could pull out my credit card. This is where it really gets weird…they offered a second device for the same price!
When I finally came to, I quickly ordered the skin care products, fitness items and even though my hearing is fine, I just couldn’t resist these two tempting devices (and just in case I didn’t mention it, they fit in any ear I choose to cram them in).
So now, having been fortunate enough to stumble across these three wonderful products for which I would have gladly paid triple the price, I can actually hear my skin growing softer. And my fitness product, well once I get it put together, I have no doubt that it will make some type of noise that only I, with my super hearing, will be able to decipher.
And to think, it only costs $190.90 and $300.00 shipping.
What a bargain!